Faculty Fast Talk: Mr. Michael Griffin

Who, alive or dead, would you most like to throw cold spaghetti at? Mr Yip or Mr. Almeida
If you were a supernatural creature, what would you be? A Gryphon
Favorite Halloween costume you have ever had? Don Johnson from Miami Vice
What color is your soul? Blue
If you could have dinner with any person on Earth, who would you choose? Obama
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Don’t care as long as it is chocolate.
Any embarrassing nicknames? Too embarrassing
What is your spirit animal? Otter
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which would it be? Chocolate cake
Night owl or early bird? Night Owl until my job forced me to be an early bird.
What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island? Surfboard
If you could be on any reality TV show, which would you choose? Don’t watch any
Favorite song? “Have you ever seen peaches growing on a sweet potato vine”
Vegetable you hate the most? Green Beans
Celebrity look alike? Pierce Brosnan
Who would play you in the movie about your life? Jim Carrey
How would you describe your smell? Roses
Favorite meat? Beef
Eliminate one: breakfast, lunch, or dinner? Lunch
Favorite superhero/villain? Aka. Wyatt Cenac
What would you be doing if you were not a teacher? Boat Captain
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? RI
Favorite radio station? WRNI
What would you choose as your last meal? Chocolate Cake
Favorite 90s boyband? No
Word you use most often? Hi
Bagels or Toast? Bagels
Last thing that made you laugh? Mr. Yip’s haircut
If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? Mustard
What are your thoughts on Buzzfeed? None
Best and worst gift you have ever received? Skiis….an ugly shirt
Are you a better listener or talker? Talker
What was your worst subject in school? Math
If you had to eliminate one season, which would you eliminate? Spring
Worst fear? Our President
How do you feel about the possible banana extinction? Nothing to go bananas about.
Favorite endangered species? Piping Plover
Dunkin' or Honey Dew? Allies
Biggest pet peeve? Texting and driving
Ideal date night in three words or less? Full moon surfing
Favorite social media platform? My space ;)
Dogs or cats? Rabbit
Favorite aquatic mammal? Dolphin
Favorite holiday? Victory Day
What is your opinion on scarves? Sooooo precious
What is the worst? Our president
What would you want the last thing you see to be? The Ocean
If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you give up? Hearing
What question do you wish you could answer? What happens when you die?
Yes or no? Maybe?
Do you feel that robots will one day rule the Earth? No
Muffins or cupcakes? Muffins
If you could fill a swimming pool with anything and jump in, what would it be? Dom Perignon 1959
Mantra? Stress is both an illusion and a choice
Favorite language? Old English
Favorite type of salad? Chicken Cobb Salad
Favorite restaurant? El Rancho Grande
Favorite modern slang word/phrase? Throwin' shade
How often do you dab? Is that like dub?
If time stopped for 24 hours, what would be the first thing you would do? Surf
Do you have road rage? More road irritation
Coffee or tea? Coffee
How do you want to die? Either laughing or surfing