Faculty Fast Talk: Mr. Michael Griffin

Who, alive or dead, would you most like to throw cold spaghetti at? Mr Yip or Mr. Almeida

If you were a supernatural creature, what would you be? A Gryphon

Favorite Halloween costume you have ever had? Don Johnson from Miami Vice

What color is your soul? Blue

If you could have dinner with any person on Earth, who would you choose? Obama

Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Don’t care as long as it is chocolate.

Any embarrassing nicknames? Too embarrassing

What is your spirit animal? Otter

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which would it be? Chocolate cake

Night owl or early bird? Night Owl until my job forced me to be an early bird.

What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island? Surfboard

If you could be on any reality TV show, which would you choose? Don’t watch any

Favorite song? “Have you ever seen peaches growing on a sweet potato vine”

Vegetable you hate the most? Green Beans

Celebrity look alike? Pierce Brosnan

Who would play you in the movie about your life? Jim Carrey

How would you describe your smell? Roses

Favorite meat? Beef

Eliminate one: breakfast, lunch, or dinner? Lunch

Favorite superhero/villain? Aka. Wyatt Cenac

What would you be doing if you were not a teacher? Boat Captain

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? RI

Favorite radio station? WRNI

What would you choose as your last meal? Chocolate Cake

Favorite 90s boyband? No

Word you use most often? Hi

Bagels or Toast? Bagels

Last thing that made you laugh? Mr. Yip’s haircut

If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? Mustard

What are your thoughts on Buzzfeed? None

Best and worst gift you have ever received? Skiis….an ugly shirt

Are you a better listener or talker? Talker

What was your worst subject in school? Math

If you had to eliminate one season, which would you eliminate? Spring

Worst fear? Our President

How do you feel about the possible banana extinction? Nothing to go bananas about.

Favorite endangered species? Piping Plover

Dunkin' or Honey Dew? Allies

Biggest pet peeve? Texting and driving

Ideal date night in three words or less? Full moon surfing

Favorite social media platform? My space ;)

Dogs or cats? Rabbit

Favorite aquatic mammal? Dolphin

Favorite holiday? Victory Day

What is your opinion on scarves? Sooooo precious

What is the worst? Our president

What would you want the last thing you see to be? The Ocean

If you had to lose one of your five senses, which would you give up? Hearing

What question do you wish you could answer? What happens when you die?

Yes or no? Maybe?

Do you feel that robots will one day rule the Earth? No

Muffins or cupcakes? Muffins

If you could fill a swimming pool with anything and jump in, what would it be? Dom Perignon 1959

Mantra? Stress is both an illusion and a choice

Favorite language? Old English

Favorite type of salad? Chicken Cobb Salad

Favorite restaurant? El Rancho Grande

Favorite modern slang word/phrase? Throwin' shade

How often do you dab? Is that like dub?

If time stopped for 24 hours, what would be the first thing you would do? Surf

Do you have road rage? More road irritation

Coffee or tea? Coffee

How do you want to die? Either laughing or surfing