Faculty Fast Talk: Mr. Christopher Smith

February 22, 2018

 

Who, alive or dead, would you most like to throw cold spaghetti at? Roger Goodell
 

If you were a supernatural creature, what would you be? Tom Brady..., a Father, a Son and Holy GOAT 
     

Favorite Halloween costume you have ever had? Freud in a slip
     

What color is your soul? Orange … Go Vols!
     

If you could have dinner with any person on Earth, who would you choose? My wife
     

Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Both
     

Any embarrassing nicknames? Christmas/xmas/x and/or my kids call me Sasquatch
     

What is your spirit animal? Sasquatch
     

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which would it be? Bar-b-que and black eyed peas

     

Night owl or early bird? Neither
     

What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island? Music
     

If you could be on any reality TV show, which would you choose? Amazing Race
     

Favorite song? To many to choose from enjoyed hearing “Icky Thump” by White Stripes on the way in this morning
     

What TV show is most binge worthy? Parks and Rec or Seinfeld 
     

Vegetable you hate the most? Sweet peas
     

Celebrity look-alike? George Clooney if he gained a lot of weight and grew more hair 
     

Who would play you in the movie about your life? See above
     

How would you describe your smell? …..
     

Favorite meat? Ribs
     

Favorite superhero/villain? Daredevil
     

What would you be doing if you were not at your current job? Baseball coach
     

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Boston
     

Favorite radio station? I skip around or play my mp3
     

What would you choose as your last meal? Ribs and black eyed peas with hot sauce
     

Favorite movie? Not sure, maybe Good Will Hunting
     

Last thing that made you laugh? My Dog
     

If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? HOT Sauce
     

What are your thoughts on Buzzfeed? Is that the stuff they give cats that makes them act crazy?
     

Best and worst gift you have ever received? Best: Red Sox Tickets Worse: a dressy bessy doll when I was a 6 year old boy. 
     

Are you a better listener or talker? Listener of course
     

What was your worst subject in school? Handwriting
     

If you had to eliminate one season, which would you eliminate? Soccer
     

Worst fear? That the Yankees win the pennant
     

How do you feel about the possible banana extinction? Is this real? I love Bananas.. Should I stock up?
     

Favorite endangered species? Sasquatch
     

Cable TV or Netflix? Both and Amazon Prime
     

Dunkin' or Honey Dew? Brewed Awakenings 
     

Biggest pet peeve? People who think they are better than everyone else. 
     

Ideal date night in 3 words or less. Wife no kids
     

Favorite social media platform? Texting
     

Dogs or cats? DOGS!
     

Favorite aquatic mammal? Narwhal
     

Favorite holiday? Christmas
     

What is your opinion on scarves? None
     

What is the worst? A Yankees win
     

What would you want the last thing you see to be? My wife and kids
     

If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which would you give up? Smell 
     

What question do you wish you could answer? Trump?
     

Yes or no? Yes
     

Do you think a helper monkey could do your job as well as you? No
     

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? 1 horse sized duck so long as it's not a trojan duck filled with 100 duck sized horses
     

Do you feel that robots will one day rule the Earth? Naw one good rain and they’d rust
     

Muffins or cupcakes? Neither I hate cake
     

If you could fill a swimming pool with anything and jump in, what would it be? Peeps
     

Mantra? “I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead” (Buffet, Jimmy)
     

Favorite language? Southern
     

Favorite type of salad? Taco with hot sauce
     

Favorite restaurant?  Giacomo's (Boston North End)
     

How often do you dab? Only when I sneeze
     

Describe your favorite painting in a haiku. I don’t speak Haiku
     

Do you have road rage? No. Life’s too short
     

Coffee or tea? Both-iced
     

What is the weirdest thing your child ever said to you? “Why don’t you like the Yankees? I mean DUH!
     

What did you last eat for breakfast? Grits with hot sauce
     

How do you want to die? With a smile on my face as I watch the Red Sox celebrate winning the World Series in October of 2118. 

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