Faculty Fast Talk: Mr. Christopher Smith


Who, alive or dead, would you most like to throw cold spaghetti at? Roger Goodell

If you were a supernatural creature, what would you be? Tom Brady..., a Father, a Son and Holy GOAT

Favorite Halloween costume you have ever had? Freud in a slip

What color is your soul? Orange … Go Vols!

If you could have dinner with any person on Earth, who would you choose? My wife

Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Both

Any embarrassing nicknames? Christmas/xmas/x and/or my kids call me Sasquatch

What is your spirit animal? Sasquatch

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which would it be? Bar-b-que and black eyed peas

Night owl or early bird? Neither

What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island? Music

If you could be on any reality TV show, which would you choose? Amazing Race

Favorite song? To many to choose from enjoyed hearing “Icky Thump” by White Stripes on the way in this morning

What TV show is most binge worthy? Parks and Rec or Seinfeld

Vegetable you hate the most? Sweet peas

Celebrity look-alike? George Clooney if he gained a lot of weight and grew more hair

Who would play you in the movie about your life? See above

How would you describe your smell? …..

Favorite meat? Ribs

Favorite superhero/villain? Daredevil

What would you be doing if you were not at your current job? Baseball coach

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Boston

Favorite radio station? I skip around or play my mp3

What would you choose as your last meal? Ribs and black eyed peas with hot sauce

Favorite movie? Not sure, maybe Good Will Hunting

Last thing that made you laugh? My Dog

If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? HOT Sauce

What are your thoughts on Buzzfeed? Is that the stuff they give cats that makes them act crazy?

Best and worst gift you have ever received? Best: Red Sox Tickets Worse: a dressy bessy doll when I was a 6 year old boy.

Are you a better listener or talker? Listener of course

What was your worst subject in school? Handwriting

If you had to eliminate one season, which would you eliminate? Soccer

Worst fear? That the Yankees win the pennant

How do you feel about the possible banana extinction? Is this real? I love Bananas.. Should I stock up?

Favorite endangered species? Sasquatch

Cable TV or Netflix? Both and Amazon Prime

Dunkin' or Honey Dew? Brewed Awakenings

Biggest pet peeve? People who think they are better than everyone else.

Ideal date night in 3 words or less. Wife no kids

Favorite social media platform? Texting

Dogs or cats? DOGS!

Favorite aquatic mammal? Narwhal

Favorite holiday? Christmas

What is your opinion on scarves? None

What is the worst? A Yankees win

What would you want the last thing you see to be? My wife and kids

If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which would you give up? Smell

What question do you wish you could answer? Trump?

Yes or no? Yes

Do you think a helper monkey could do your job as well as you? No

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? 1 horse sized duck so long as it's not a trojan duck filled with 100 duck sized horses

Do you feel that robots will one day rule the Earth? Naw one good rain and they’d rust

Muffins or cupcakes? Neither I hate cake

If you could fill a swimming pool with anything and jump in, what would it be? Peeps

Mantra? “I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead” (Buffet, Jimmy)

Favorite language? Southern

Favorite type of salad? Taco with hot sauce

Favorite restaurant? Giacomo's (Boston North End)

How often do you dab? Only when I sneeze

Describe your favorite painting in a haiku. I don’t speak Haiku

Do you have road rage? No. Life’s too short

Coffee or tea? Both-iced

What is the weirdest thing your child ever said to you? “Why don’t you like the Yankees? I mean DUH!

What did you last eat for breakfast? Grits with hot sauce

How do you want to die? With a smile on my face as I watch the Red Sox celebrate winning the World Series in October of 2118.

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