Faculty Fast Talk: Mr. Christopher Smith
Who, alive or dead, would you most like to throw cold spaghetti at? Roger Goodell
If you were a supernatural creature, what would you be? Tom Brady..., a Father, a Son and Holy GOAT
Favorite Halloween costume you have ever had? Freud in a slip
What color is your soul? Orange … Go Vols!
If you could have dinner with any person on Earth, who would you choose? My wife
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Both
Any embarrassing nicknames? Christmas/xmas/x and/or my kids call me Sasquatch
What is your spirit animal? Sasquatch
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, which would it be? Bar-b-que and black eyed peas
Night owl or early bird? Neither
What is one thing you would bring to a deserted island? Music
If you could be on any reality TV show, which would you choose? Amazing Race
Favorite song? To many to choose from enjoyed hearing “Icky Thump” by White Stripes on the way in this morning
What TV show is most binge worthy? Parks and Rec or Seinfeld
Vegetable you hate the most? Sweet peas
Celebrity look-alike? George Clooney if he gained a lot of weight and grew more hair
Who would play you in the movie about your life? See above
How would you describe your smell? …..
Favorite meat? Ribs
Favorite superhero/villain? Daredevil
What would you be doing if you were not at your current job? Baseball coach
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? Boston
Favorite radio station? I skip around or play my mp3
What would you choose as your last meal? Ribs and black eyed peas with hot sauce
Favorite movie? Not sure, maybe Good Will Hunting
Last thing that made you laugh? My Dog
If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be? HOT Sauce
What are your thoughts on Buzzfeed? Is that the stuff they give cats that makes them act crazy?
Best and worst gift you have ever received? Best: Red Sox Tickets Worse: a dressy bessy doll when I was a 6 year old boy.
Are you a better listener or talker? Listener of course
What was your worst subject in school? Handwriting
If you had to eliminate one season, which would you eliminate? Soccer
Worst fear? That the Yankees win the pennant
How do you feel about the possible banana extinction? Is this real? I love Bananas.. Should I stock up?
Favorite endangered species? Sasquatch
Cable TV or Netflix? Both and Amazon Prime
Dunkin' or Honey Dew? Brewed Awakenings
Biggest pet peeve? People who think they are better than everyone else.
Ideal date night in 3 words or less. Wife no kids
Favorite social media platform? Texting
Dogs or cats? DOGS!
Favorite aquatic mammal? Narwhal
Favorite holiday? Christmas
What is your opinion on scarves? None
What is the worst? A Yankees win
What would you want the last thing you see to be? My wife and kids
If you had to lose one of your 5 senses, which would you give up? Smell
What question do you wish you could answer? Trump?
Yes or no? Yes
Do you think a helper monkey could do your job as well as you? No
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck? 1 horse sized duck so long as it's not a trojan duck filled with 100 duck sized horses
Do you feel that robots will one day rule the Earth? Naw one good rain and they’d rust
Muffins or cupcakes? Neither I hate cake
If you could fill a swimming pool with anything and jump in, what would it be? Peeps
Mantra? “I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead” (Buffet, Jimmy)
Favorite language? Southern
Favorite type of salad? Taco with hot sauce
Favorite restaurant? Giacomo's (Boston North End)
How often do you dab? Only when I sneeze
Describe your favorite painting in a haiku. I don’t speak Haiku
Do you have road rage? No. Life’s too short
Coffee or tea? Both-iced
What is the weirdest thing your child ever said to you? “Why don’t you like the Yankees? I mean DUH!
What did you last eat for breakfast? Grits with hot sauce
How do you want to die? With a smile on my face as I watch the Red Sox celebrate winning the World Series in October of 2118.